K, I don't know why I'm about to post this as it's actually kindof embarrassing however I believe I am not the only one who holds this view. I went online beforehand guys, I checked!
Anyone ever played Dragon Age: Origins?
(Slight spoiler coming up so don't look if you're playing it!)
Answer No: I thoroughly recommend this bit of sexiness to you.
Answer Yes: Well done! I salute you!
Anyone ever played through the Romance with Alistair?
Yes? That's encouraging!
Anyone get slightly too involved in the story and had to stop playing if/when Alistair becomes king and leaves your sorry ass?
....
Really?......Just me then?.....
*tumbleweed*
......*cough*
You know what the weird bit is?
"Yes Apple, we do, you got friendzoned by the AI on an RPG and you're dork enough to get sad about it"
Hush up guys, that's not what I meant.
I meant that I never really get too invested in anything fictional. Somehow while everyone else is sitting there getting their Kleenex all boogery, I'm there totally blank facing the whole scene. Like, seriously, nothing up until now has done it.
Bambis mom dies? Obviously sad but no tears.
The beautiful love story that is "Ghost"? Love it, but nope, not a single tear was shed that day.
Ol' Jack and Rose on the Titanic? Hey! I musta drank a whole bottle of Johnson and Johnson cos we got no more tears here!
Even love scenes have an amazing power to make me feel super uncomfortable. Whenever I'm watching a movie with people and 2 characters that have been crushing hard on each other FINALLY get it on and everyone is all like "Awwww, how sweet!" I just can't quite look. Nothing at all against the act itself, or the characters, they should get along with their business and it IS cute but I feel almost....guilty for watching it. Like any minute they're going to look directly at the camera and shout "OH MY LIFE! WHY ARE YOU WATCHING US YOU FILTHY LITTLE WOMAN, YOU! AVERT YOUR EYES AND REMOVE YOURSELF FROM OUR PRIVATE MOMENT LEST I TELEPHONE THE AUTHORITIES AND HAVE YOU PUT AWAY!"
Anyway, that aside. I thought I would just share a bit of awkard, dorky love for this game and its beautiful characters:
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <3*
Peace out
xxxx
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